Why should you buy the NG1 Trilogy?
"No matter how high of an IQ you have or how fast you can text, you will be interested in reading the NG1 Trilogy and might not be able to stop yourself from reading it twice! And the books don't have one word that I needed to look up in the dictionary for what it meant!" So says Einstein's ghost. "I like the booms in the books as well. As awesome as the first nuclear bomb and just as original!"
"This is The Trilogy Book Event of the 21st century! Nothing else comes close to being written like this! There are new weapons, new villains, new heroes and the most beautiful woman you would ever want to meet - Princess Malinda!" The red eyed computer from the end of the 21st century, not like anything seen before, but still sounding like Arnold Schwarzenegger, changing the events of the future by traveling back in time, giving its so advanced that it's starting to compete with the humans for supremacy testimony and yet wants to show it has good taste, sophistication and emotions as well.
"After reading the NG1 Trilogy you are bound to wonder why you thought the battle scenes of Star Wars were so good, to wonder why you thought Star Gate was so interesting, to think all of the other Sci-Fi movies are Dinosaurs in that they seem outdated and old and not cool like the new computer generated dinosaurs you see today!" The original Spock in his Star Trek uniform coming out of retirement to make a rare endorsement, but really isn't Spock, just someone almost ninety nine percent like Spock due to the red eyed computer coming back in time and changing the time line. This Spock, while sounding like the Spock character, continues with, "No where else can you get something written like this! The NG1 Trilogy makes you think as much as if you read about some magic or all powerful force or of talking goblins, but none of that is in it!"
"This NG1 Trilogy has adventure, political intrigue and the best battles ever written! The speech given by the battle hardened Governor, you just can tell it is coming from his heart, to his men who needed something right before their most important battle, brought a tear to my eye! What the lone Governor said in the face of his enemy, who were saying something much the opposite, changed my life forever! His words were the most important words, personally, to me, that I have ever read!" Oh wow, it appears to be the guy who played the original Captain Kirk on Star Trek sounding just as dramatic, but really isn't, with his uniform on, but with a slightly different uniform than the original because of the time line change. This oh so close to the original Captain Kirk appears to have rushed up and stepped forward with this endorsement once he heard Spock was going to do a rare, stop the presses endorsement of the NG1 Trilogy, for he knows Spock only gets involved with something special. That, and the high probability that the people who hired Spock might be inclined to hire another Star Trek character. This Captain Kirk also thinks, and claims in private to potential employers, that he can do a better endorsement than Spock and just might have.
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"You won't want to stop after reading NG1 It is Gray on Purpose! This One is good, but NG1 I am Reliable is even better with NG1 I am Prepared for You! the best! You get your money's worth! Every penny!" Someone very similar to the Jim Carrey guy who played the new scrooge all dressed up like scrooge, feeling how he was before he was visited by the three ghosts of Christmas, but not really him due to the time line change. This almost scrooge like person goes on to say with a funny looking face Jim Carrey is known for, "It is NG1, but it should be NG!"
It's Casey from the cast of Chuck, stuck in a wall on a mission because some remaining terrorists are still around with a few near his exits, but seen from his satellite hookup, saying, "Those employers using that con game described perfectly in the NG1 Trilogy not only use one mortal sin on employees for their get rich schemes, they use at least two! If I came across any employer like that purposefully using that kind of behavior to further their wealth I would cut their ears and nose off!" Chuck, who on this time line looks a little bit more nerdier when he flashes, says while his friend just zoomed, "You could say those employers use all ten mortal sins in their get rich schemes. They deserve India personnel for their computer emergencies. Hopefully the ones who learned English on their own and after talking nonsense for a frustrating long time they assume they fixed your problem and then go on to selling additional products and services again assuming they sold you something and the last thing you hear from them before your battery runs dead is would you like to use the same credit card you used for your original purchase on your new purchases or would you prefer to open up a charge account with them! And during this time you have no access to a phone you are left to wonder would they charge the account they have on file or not?" The whole cast of Chuck together says, "Yeah!" Sara playfully adds in a hot outfit, "If you know all the cons, you won't get conned!"
"Wait! I am getting something! I predict you will enjoy the NG1 Trilogy and be amazed at how dead on accurate all the claims are!" It's Shawn from Psych, not exactly due to the time line disruption, holding one hand to his head while shaking his fingers up and down with the other. Shawn is confident in his predictions, one hundred percent, for everyone who has read the NG1 Trilogy has said the same thing. When Gus gives him that look like are you sure, Shawn goes to a side bar with Gus and tells him to relax, he has also read the books and agrees too. Gus gives him another look saying like yeah, right, you read the books and Shawn has to admit his girlfriend read him the books while he was laying out on the roof catching some rays and taking a nap, but only when his girlfriend took a break, most of the time. Gus tells him he has read their lease three times and they have no access to the roof. Shawn replies with another smile that they do now up the supply closet and through the attic where the solar panel is.
"Picture yourself hundreds of years into the future traveling all over our galaxy with the best views of all the battles with combatants trying vigorously to end each others' lives! It is like you are right there hovering over their shoulders as the troops yell and battle one another, witnessing them try every secret trick they know to stay alive! You are right there almost walking with them as other interesting characters are on adventures! Who ever you are with you get to enjoy their most guarded secrets and thoughts! That's what this NG1 Trilogy has!" Captain Kirk again who has a beaming smile and clutched fists that practically shouts, yes, I am human with emotions glad to have gotten in one more endorsement than the Spock like guy. Captain Kirk's emotional display is helped on by the fact that he is finding it so easy to come up with these accurate and highly praised endorsements for the NG1 Trilogy inspires and practically writes it for him.
The sex and the city cast ten years younger and saying a little bit sexier than the other time line women, "I would melt in the arms of any man who used those women's rights lines inspired by the NG1 Trilogy on me. Now that is good, hot women's rights stuff!" The whole sex and the city cast can't help but perk up a bit thinking about the NG1 Trilogy, like a winter frost wind just blew in, while everyone around them is thankful for their beauty and that they are wearing no underwear. The one with the biggest breasts says, "Do we really want everyone to know we read something like the NG1 Trilogy and liked it?" The one with the smallest and firmest butt replies, "Yes! The women's rights stuff in them is that important for all to read! The books are a good, clean, fun, fully loaded package ready to go off three times with moves that I have not heard of or read from anyone else ready to fire one right after the other with the best saved for last!" The other women respond with, "Oooohhuuu well said!"
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Warning! Negative political type ads! Warning!
"I was talking to someone yesterday to find he didn't even know the "new" movie he just saw was a re-make of an old movie. I saw the original and heard what everyone had to say about it years ago. After yawning at what he said I told him just go back to the old reviews and you can instantly find something to say that would make you the life of the party!" Einstein's ghost, who has had no time line change affect on him because of when the red eyed computer chose to come back. He vigorously adds, "On the other hand the raw power of the NG1 Trilogy reminds me of the awesomeness and excitement of the first nuclear bomb! The books' new formula and fresh ideas reminds me of the time I was developing new thoughts and formulas!"
It's the great detective Colombo who sadly just entered the ghost world, "I have met some unsavory characters in the past. Some I have had a little respect for, but really you could say they all had some moral flaw in them, to stoop so low to murder to solve their problems. On the other hand the character of the author who wrote the NG1 Trilogy is way in the opposite direction. The author is trying to help you not have someone else pull one over on you! Look, it is nothing personal, but I'm going to stick with you, right here, right over your shoulder, until you buy the NG1 Trilogy, the complete set! It is that important you read them, as important as bringing justice to murderers!" As detective Colombo parks over your shoulder he says, "Just one more question. Do you really think you want to be one of the first to miss out on the most important book event of the 21st century? I'm just saying you could be ahead of all the rest by reading the NG1 Trilogy! I can see you are a little upset and I won't bother you any more with no more questions. I'll just stay right here over your shoulder."
"At amusement parks they are coming out with all sorts of brand new, bright, colorful lights in many shapes and forms creating something really amazing to see at night. The NG1 Trilogy is similar to these colorful lights in that it presents a new combination of ideas in a colorful new formula unlike anything seen before that produces an amazing outcome to see. The story is traditional American as much as the red, white and blue banners of the fourth of July are with the explosiveness and excitement that is similar to the evening's fireworks!" The ghost of Walt Disney, who just shakes his head in disgust at how many changes they had to make at the Disney California Adventure Park already and yet still many people don't like it. And why put those power lines so close to where people sleep at non-Disney hotels? That is so wrong in so many ways and represents just part of all the bad thinking that went into the park, unlike how at his original park Disney first just wanted a place where parents could have a chance to go on rides with their kids. Then maybe also a place for his employees to get rid of their writer's blocks. All good as compared to the all bad at the Disney California Adventure with their bad, creepy, carnival like employees.
"Don't all the 'new' shows seem just like the same old thing with just a slight variation? Even Star Wars had the 'new' all powerful force, but many years before Star Wars there were wizards with their all powerful magic doing much the same thing. Why don't they just call the people of the dark force dark wizards? Very old books had talking animals too! You have to admit, at the very least, the writers of the first Star Wars trilogy must have been big Lord of the Rings fans due to the great amount of their similarities! Luke! Your father is not Darth Vader! It is J.R.R. Tolkien! The second installment of the Lord of the Rings was the least popular of the three stories, yet it appears the writers of Star Wars still followed in the footsteps of the Lord of the Rings and made a similar less popular second installment. Not only do these 'new' shows 'learn from the past', they also sometimes copy mistakes!" Wow, that Spock guy is coming out with another rare endorsement. Spock is sort of smiling like a Vulcan would, not really sort of without emotions a bit, because he is about to match the guy who played Captain Kirk with his second and better logical endorsement. This Spock can raise one eyebrow slightly higher than the original time line Spock and does when he adds, "On the other hand the NG1 Trilogy has a never been written before story with grand, awesome packed battles and adventures with new heroes and villains, new weapons and interesting women to help you come up with something to cause people to pause at what you said for they never heard of something so interesting before!"
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"These resurrected comic books were bad and very slow to say or do anything to begin with and the movies of them are just the same! What's the point anyway of watching characters doing things that are impossible and silly like fighting for way too long without getting hurt, or leaping and somehow flying from tree to tree looking sometimes like the cables holding them up are uncomfortable or cause them to move funny? Their ideas are old and comical as well! Why don't they just dub in some bad Japanese translation like the Godzilla movies to complete the joke!" Someone very similar to Jackie Chan, but not him due to the time line disruption, but still claims he does all his own stunts without any cables for safety or otherwise. While he is waving off Captain Kirk's concerns that he is about to repeat something Kirk already said, Jackie continues with, "On the other hand the new speech given by the battle hardened Governor in the NG1 Trilogy to his men who needed something right before their most important battle contains the most important words that I have ever read! In other parts of the books there are appropriate new, not old, comical lines that I found extremely funny!" While still smiling remembering his favorite joke from the NG1 Trilogy Jackie Chan gives a look like he doesn't understand why Captain Kirk is still upset with him for what he just said is totally different than what Kirk said.
"You know what can kill a good movie or TV story? Bad acting! You may wonder how so many bad actors and actresses get their parts with all the great talent out there, but it happens more often than not! That is the great thing about the NG1 Trilogy. Every character is from an all star roster pulled out from your memory! Not one bad apple in there to mess up any scene!" Harrison Ford, who on this time line recognizes right off something ain't right with the characters around him and is the first to discover the red eyed computer and his less than human demeanor and his secret hiding place of time travel equipment rigged to destroy itself if something should happen to the computer. Harrison Ford just smiled after he figured this out, secretly observing what the red eyed computer did, then snuck in and used the time machine to go back in time himself. He quickly met up with the writers of the star wars movies and with what he brought them he got them to alter the fourth, fifth and sixth movies to include his character traveling back in time to essentially kiss Darth Vader's girl and raise all sorts of questions as to who really is Luke's father! Essentially he got back at both the Darth Vader rival and the Luke Skywalker rival with one move on a woman while securing three more blockbuster movie roles for himself! On his way back home Harrison Ford was surprised and smiled again on this even newer time line when he spotted the actor who played Luke Skywalker be harassed by some kids in a passing car asking him, "Who's your daddy?"
"The creator of the NG1 Trilogy paints a wonderful and amazing picture for his readers to see that made me breathless at the thought of making it into a motion picture! I can imagine it defining a whole new generation much like how star wars with its grand, imaginative scenes did." The ghost of Walt Disney who is staring at the painted part of the castle he built in disgust that was suppose to be left unpainted and unfinished to represent his park would never be complete, always trying to improve and grow. Disney is almost crying as he declares, "Those losers from the Disney California Adventure are coming over here into my original park and ruining it as well!"
"Why fight cursed pirates if they can't die? The movie tricked you by showing some cursed pirates dying earlier when they raided the town looking for the gold coin in the film before they explain these pirates are not able to die! What's even worse is for another movie to show everyone fighting for what's in some carrying case and have the characters wondering what's in the carrying case only not to show what's in the carrying case at the end of the story! None of that Nonsense or any stupid twist is in the NG1 Trilogy. This is The Trilogy Book Event of the 21st century with a great logical flow and mysteries fully revealed!" The red eyed computer from the end of the 21st century traveling back in time to give its so advanced that it's starting to compete with the humans for supremacy testimony and gives examples of its superior logic and good taste. The red eyed computer is looking at this different Spock like character with a little concern and a desire to be more careful how it affects the time line while it still says with confidence to all humans, "Enjoy a Perfect Gift for the science fiction enthusiast while you can!"
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"Star Wars was good. Star Gate was interesting. Big deal! Whoop Dee Do! The NG1 Trilogy challenges them all for supremacy! Even after you have read these powerful, mind boggling physics equation made like books in that new, high minded ideas are presented in an easy to understand formula, you might not be able to stop yourself from reading them twice to absorb all the energy from the New formula that these books have!" Einstein's ghost, with a little concern that the ghost world would have to be affected if a time line change happened in the living world and is trying to represent that in an equation. He still emphatically adds in front of a full chalk board, "And The NG1 Trilogy has no words or symbols you have to look up in a reference book!"
Cast member Ducky of NCIS says to Jethro, "If you want my psychological evaluation of the NG1 Trilogy, I have to say it is simply brilliant! It demonstrates highly sophisticated psychology heading in a direction I have never seen anyone go before! It's ingenious!" Jethro pauses for in this time line Ducky's bow tie sometimes twirls in a circle and it just did. He then yells at Ducky like a friend would, "Can we use it?!" Ducky replies with a smile and another bow tie twirl, which he hardly ever does twice unless he just solved a case, but the NG1 Trilogy forces him to do says, "Oh yes! The clarity these books give the reader to see events for what they are is truly amazing!"
"After reading the NG1 Trilogy you are bound to wonder why some of the characters weren't named Hercules for the awesomeness of their fighting, to wonder why other action shows can't make as much sense as this, to think the grand ideas of the Lord of the Rings are covered in dust and spider webs!" It appears to be the whole original cast who played the A-Team giving this endorsement, but not exactly like them, with the crazy one just a little more crazy and louder than the rest. And they all agree, "There is simply no where else you can get anything like the NG1 Trilogy!"
"Many of you might know that song writing for me and my pals was like writing down the last words that you would have left to say before meeting your maker! That is how hard we tried on each song and it created many hits for us! I can tell you that is how hard the author of the NG1 Trilogy tried and I think he has a great hit on his hands too!" The ghost of Elvis Presley. "I hope you buy the NG1 Trilogy, but also I hope you try hard, try hard whatever your dream is!"
"There have been many moving speeches in the past like Abe Lincoln's four score and seven years ago. I have spoken some myself. Big deal! Yeah! I am not being cheeky! To meet some of the greatest challenges of our day come speeches in this NG1 Trilogy to blow them all away! One speech is so moving it starts a brawl between hundreds of people! There is even some great trash talking between two of the most powerful fighters as they clash and battle one another that you have never heard before!" The ghost of Winston Churchill. "God save the Queen from too much NG1 excitement, adventure and humor!"
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"For those that can handle it you won't want to stop after reading NG1 Part One! Part One is good, but NG1 Part Two is even more battle filled and adventuress with NG1 Part Three packed with heated confrontations! You get your money's worth! Every penny!" The Jim Carrey scrooge like character from before that the time line change made penny wise even more. He repeats with an even funnier look on his face, "It is NG1, but it should be NG!"
"This is The Trilogy Book Event of the 21st century! Circuits get fried from over exposure to pure new entertainment if they try to take this in too fast! There are new weapons, new villains, new heroes and the most beautiful woman you would ever want to meet - Princess Malinda! Turn the air conditioner up before I explode!" The red eyed computer, who is doing his mating dance. It has learned to be a balanced computer sprinkling in some great entertainment like the NG1 Trilogy while still feeling, with all the serious hard work it has done, it has a firm grasp on its time line changes done so far.
The Mentalist, who on this time line also has a sad, self destructive habit documented like Sherlock Holmes had - fast food takeout, says "I have only read part of the first book of the NG1 Trilogy, but I can already say undoubtedly this is The Trilogy Book Event of the twenty-first century and can't wait to finish them up! What's more, I predict these books will be treasured for generations to come!" His boss, trying hard to look hot enough for this guy to give away his secrets, replies, "How can you tell that by just reading a few chapters?" While eyeing someone's fresh, hot, supersized order come in the Mentalist's circus Sherlock Holmes reply is, "The signs are all there, you just have to recognize them. The powerful new formula, the intriguing characters, the indications the author is trying hard to help the reader, I could go on, but I'm off to find out how Red John came about!" His boss stands there opened mouthed just as impressed with him as if he just solved another murder case for she has already read the NG1 Trilogy and agrees whole hearted with him. Sadly, she also knows by the look he gave someone's lunch that he won't be going directly to figure out Red John, but to first over indulge in some fast food, sending him faster to an early death!
The red eyed computer is discreetly looking in the window at the Mentalist and his boss with his mouth wide open impressed with the Mentalist, but seeing he has no clue yet of any time line changes being made. To himself the red eyed computer is also thinking about the human saying "Great minds think alike" for secretly, at the time that he was sent back, the NG1 Trilogy is the most read and treasured books by computers, right behind all the user manuals they read the most, but ahead of the latest human news, which, coincidentally, just recognized the fortieth anniversary of how fast food was outlawed after the last non-fat human turned fat.
"Imagine yourself hundreds of years into the future traveling all over our galaxy with the best views of all these new places built by interesting people trying to create something spectacularly never before done! And of course they have built just as good and spectacularly never before done defenses to keep it theirs that are used often! Whether the defense is against one man or many armies, who ever you are with not only do you get to enjoy the action around them, you get to enjoy what they are thinking while they face their challenges!" The Captain Kirk character mentioned before now telling some of his friends with a smile he has completed three heart felt endorsements while that Spock guy has only two unemotional ones.
It's Chuck, from the TV show Chuck, who on this time line regularly has some stoner saying nerd herd emergency as Chuck does something like driving by down some stairs in his nerd herd company car, declaring, "Reading the NG1 Trilogy is like having all this great information downloaded into your brain and later on it helps you perform tremendously, like James Bond, when you are faced with a challenge! Suddenly you have what it takes to defeat your evil enemy, who, by the way, the NG1 Trilogy correctly points out, is always more than the one enemy you see in front of you! And you get all this good stuff in what feels like a flash because the books are so entertaining and written to be an easy read!" Sara is still there looking as pretty as ever, after changing into another hot outfit, and poutingly says again, "If you know all the cons, you won't get conned!", with everyone agreeing with her whole hearted that since she changed her outfit, this counts as a whole new and different endorsement by her. Sara thought it was different because she went from playful to poutingly, but she still will accept what they said.
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"Tired of seeing two "new" shows with the same main idea with the creators trying to get paid for two "new" shows? Like the creators don't talk to each other before the shows come out? Probably on some date! On the other hand the NG1 Trilogy is The New Book Event of the 21st century with fresh ideas going on adventure, Sherlock Holmes type mysteries, today's jokes, I dare you to say you heard these speeches and trash talking before powerful confrontations between huge angry armies using new weapons and beautiful, interesting women!" The red eyed computer from the end of the 21st century traveling back in time to give its so advanced that it's starting to compete with the humans for supremacy testimony and yet wants to show it has some respect for some humans. "The author will be spared to see what he comes up with next on this time line."
It's Tony, from the cast of NCIS, to new proby, who can do an even more blank expression on his face when asked a question on this time line, "Proby, you have to read the NG1 Trilogy or you will stay stuck in Probuberty for the rest of your life!" Proby replies, but really why is he saying this now? "What, no movie reference?" The proby's remark just re-affirms to Tony he is probyicious promising loads of fun. With a smile, pondering Tony says, "I can't think of one movie that rises to the level of the NG1 Trilogy. Maybe the first Olympics coverage by NBC before Bob Costas's head swelled into something as big as his puny body, but still, only if all the commercials are cut out!" The hot foreign chick walks up to Tony and asks, "Are we ever going to get married?" Smart aleck Tony replies, "Only if the network can lock us both up into long term contracts." She angrily walks away extremely disappointed that they aren't engaged in a passionate kiss right now, all because of her idiotic agent! With a sexy foreign accent she mumbles to herself, "The NG1 Trilogy doesn't have anything like that to get in the way of its story!"
"Can you picture how your favorite drink looks? So visually pleasing! Can you imagine the perfect smell of your favorite food all fresh and hot? Can you feel the immense pleasure of eating and drinking them right now? That is just a hint of the pleasure you will feel reading the NG1 Trilogy. The pleasure of the first read and the continuing pleasure from the books as you see parts of it out in the real world and understand what is taking place, although you hardly know the people that you see!" The Mentalist, who just gave in to his self destructive habit with food wrappers and empty cups of drinks all around him placed there while finishing up reading the NG1 Trilogy. He cries out, "Unlike the displeasure of the lingering side affects of eating your favorite fast food - the hard fought, constant battle of weight gain and loss!" The Mentalist jiggles his ever increasing stomach and declares, "This is not a spare tire, I'm lugging around an anchor! An ever increasing weighted anchor slowing me down that no matter how hard I try I can't seem to get rid of! Chained on to me by the fast food companies!" The Mentalist sees a company logo on a fast food container and smashes it with a violin.
"These are the forbidden books not to be read! Too many of our secrets are released in this NG1 Trilogy and it must be stopped! If everyone catches on to some of the ideas in these books, our clandestine operations will be very much harder to complete! An explanation for the financial crises and how some responsible are getting paid bonuses for it is right there for crying out loud!" So says Al Capone's ghost, who adds while having the same concern as Einstein's ghost has for upcoming changes in their world due to the time line change in our world, "Lighting a match to these books would be very appropriate!"
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"Disappointed watching stories taken out of the news? Some news stories just weren't that interesting to begin with and if you heard the news before you see the show there is very little to surprise you with! What a waste of time!" Many who hear this are very surprised to see it is Spock again making another rare endorsement! This makes them stop what they are doing and go check out this NG1 Trilogy at Amazon.com. While doing so some look up to hear with flawless precision Spock continue with, "On the other hand out of a grand imagination comes new awesome battles, exciting adventures and a new mind boggling employer game played on employees that is going to send those employers playing it straight to hell formula in the NG1 Trilogy that might make you smile the whole time you read it and not stop until you are finished! No where in some show based on some news story will you find something like this!" The Spock character is really smiling for this one has slightly more human characteristics than the Spock on the other time line and now he has three endorsements to tie that Captain Kirk like guy. This Spock is also telling all around him he wrote his endorsements while he believes someone else must have helped Kirk with his.
"Every once in a while a movie picks the perfect song to go with what is taking place to create a special moment. The NG1 Trilogy is the first book event I have ever read that has done the same, incorporating the perfect song to match with what is taking place at that time!" The ghost of Elvis Presley. "Lord have mercy, these books have my temperature a rising!" Elvis can't help but start swinging his body about to the music of the NG1 Trilogy, then yells "Viva the NG1 Trilogy!" and effortlessly karate chops through twenty boards with one hand releasing some of the pent up energy that the new formula in the NG1 Trilogy gave him! Elvis recognizes some applause for his effort and then concludes with, "Take it from a song writer and an actor, I would take the choir song, good feeling NG1 Trilogy easily over any of the mostly devil in disguise stuff playing in the movie houses!"
"Is Hollywood so desperate for stories and run out of old movies to re-make that they have to resurrect really old books? The old books were made in very different times that influenced what was written by people who thought things were going to turn out in ways they never did! The re-makers of these books always seem to include something in their "new" stories that makes no sense for our time or present bad attempts to replace bad predictions and outdated material that are not in line with the rest of the story! The old book ideas have been done to death as well and presented better by all the millions of stories that have followed them!" Somehow it is the Captain Kirk guy mentioned before smiling for he has made sure his was the last endorsement guaranteeing he ends up with one more endorsement than Spock. Captain Kirk, who has two new security guards close by because a high terrorist alert has been issued due to recent events, is slightly laughing as well for he got someone this time to make him sound as logical as the Spock guy. Captain Kirk victoriously ends his endorsement with, but can't help be a little more dramatic than the first part of this endorsement for no time line change will ever take that away from him, and because of the good mood he is in, "On the other hand the NG1 Trilogy has new things of interest of today with new predictions of some things that will be that are worthy of your time!"
Oh no, there was some sort of attack right after Kirk spoke. Was it the red eyed computer who was seen close by? There is a lot of smoke and confusion from the grenade like explosions coming from tossed female underwear, but people recognize who the attacker is. It is not a terrorist. It is one of Kirk's ex-girlfriends who is all covered in green body paint, a few feathers and two very badly constructed antennas as some sort of disguise to conceal her identity, but it isn't good enough to fool anyone. The couple just broke up with her picture all over the news and her unique body features are hard to disguise. She is caught and stopped right under a poster of Captain Kirk proclaiming the NG1 Trilogy is a must read! The area where Captain Kirk was is heavily damaged, but Captain Kirk rises unharmed! Unfortunately, you guessed it, his two new security guards didn't make it.
Neither did the red eyed computer! It stopped by to witness this endorsement curious and a little insecure for if he was superior to the humans, his endorsements should be noticeably better than theirs, but don't appear to be. The red eyed computer was trying to clutch his fists while at the same time declare the NG1 Trilogy is my God particle when it was taken out by a flying Double D bra packed with explosives that eventually sent very heavy equipment from the floor above forcing a metal rod with surprising great force and speed down and through the computer damaging only one key component and its backup, but that's enough to take him out. What bad luck! For not only did the red eyed computer have the chance to stop this attack and didn't and was built to overcome much worse nuclear, biological and other tough robot attacks, it was not able to complete its primary mission! The humans still remain on top! The computers that sent him back had major doubts as to the successful outcome of this venture and declared it a failure and did not try again when this tough computer never contacted them back, but did indicate its life force was terminated, obviously proving true their original doubts! Later on the puzzling parts that use to be the red eyed computer are recycled quickly for a profit, unnoticed by anyone but clean up workers seeing it as something extra not needed once everything is running how it was before.
On such short notice Captain Kirk, prodded to say something right after the attack, speaks what's on his mind, "I couldn't help but notice the beautiful flying underwear with a smile, but when it exploded I found myself in an odd position. There was wood and debri on top of me, but I felt proud! Proud and satisfied that maybe my endorsement of the NG1 Trilogy would be the last words I spoke as I saw more flying underwear coming my way that now I could see had the explosives in them. That's how much I have come to love the NG1 Trilogy!" Captain Kirk is smiling in part for he has one more endorsement than Spock and this free one that his employers are sure to like.
That slight tap or pin prick that you just felt on your shoulder, it's the ghost of the great detective Colombo again, waving one hand while pointing at you with the other saying, "Hello, yes, you, hello! I know I said I wouldn't bother you, but it occurred to me you might not realize the gravity of the situation you are in. You have the chance to read something that might set your life path on a tremendous course and I just can't keep quiet and let you pass this up! I'm sorry to bother you again, but this is so important. If I can get this cleared up and you on to reading the NG1 Trilogy, I think all will be better off! Thank you for your time. I can see you are upset again. I'll just go back to being right here over your shoulder, tapping and pin pricking it every now and then to remind you that you need to be doing something, except, or course, for those who have bought the books already!"
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My NG1 Trilogy opens up with interesting characters on some danger filled adventures. A grand futuristic military base is described that plays a prominent role throughout the books. Soon you'll see why two groups of people don't like each other and spend most of their time fighting one another. They just don't fight, but show some hate for one another in a way that if it were movie rated it would earn a PG rating.
Amongst the grand fighting I try to help the women's rights movement and ease the life of the common worker in a one of a kind never before written way that is easy to follow and understand. Buy my books and you will get your money's worth and won't believe how fast you read through over a thrilling thousand pages, picking up so many good conversation starters for someone you just met or for that someone who matters most to you. Along the way you'll see my books are set in the future where technological developments have made the battles up close and personal for your enjoyment.
I put dreams of battles and adventures that take place all over our galaxy down on paper and then added highly emotional politics to bring it all together. If you don't like the politics, I apologize for being so naughty. It's just filler in between battle scenes and adventures, but deliberate filler to lead from one battle scene to the next that might blow your mind! Besides, who doesn't enjoy, every now and then, a congressional yelling match and a punch or shoe thrown only how a politician can?
It is my hope you enjoy the shouting matches and personal items flying, but mostly I hope you enjoy the adventures and battles that make up the heart of these books. To help leap from one great adventure and battle to the next excitingly I have added a description of an employer game played on employees that really is the equivalent of stealing and bearing false witness against employees and is going to send those employers completing the game straight to hell! That is just part of all the deliberate filler meant to keep your interest while both sides participating in the battles load up for the next heated confrontation!
I have always disliked how some stories all of the sudden come up with a twist that is hard to believe or is stupid! None of that Nonsense or disappointment is here! Time travel scenarios can be interesting, but nothing interesting like time traveling is in my books, something sure to have a logic flaw, which almost every time travel scenario I have ever heard of has. My NG1 Trilogy is a well written, down to earth, American original pitting good versus evil with an ending you soon won't forget!
To come to this spectacular ending sometimes I worked all through the day and night to try and create something that you will enjoy reading that is easy to understand. The last thing I want to do is send you to a dictionary to look up what a word means. If I ran into writer's block, which happened on occasion, I found visiting theme parks have a way of removing them. I have a theory that partly why one guy, Walt is in part of his name, built his theme park was for him and his employees to go to it and get rid of any writer's blocks they may have gotten, but I can offer you no proof. And now after many years of writing and after many writer's blocks were removed by entertaining characters, here is The NG1 Trilogy! Please, Enjoy!
Go to Amazon.com or Kindell or the website TeaPartyInOurDay.com and order the full NG1 Trilogy at once for maximum reading pleasure! Order NG1 It is Gray on Purpose, NG1 I am Reliable and NG1 I am Prepared for You! Now! At Amazon.com or Kindell enter the book titles in the search box for the quickest way to get to where you want to be. At TeaPartyInOurDay.com go to the contacts page and email your order! See how many times you catch yourself smiling as you read!
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If you know someone who would be interested in these books please forward this along to them. They may thank you for the great escape from these tough times the books are and for the valuable information in them everyone should possess. I sure Thank You for your time! I believe my books, besides being imensely entertaining, can make a big difference in the rest of any reader's life for the better, much better and is the main reason why I am presenting this to you, and maybe to someone you know!
* Endorsement out-takes *
In the back ground contestants are flying high off the big balls in every which direction as the main announcer guy from Wipeout realizes his partner is not commenting on the action and turns to him and asks, "John, why aren't you enjoying our show?" John tells his friend, "I found an even more funnier and exciting time than watching our contestants, it is this NG1 Trilogy everyone is talking about!" As one contestant flies by barely hanging on to a bar with one hand while just barely dodging another contestant who has fallen from his bar with his legs now flying over his head, the main announcer joined by Jill are not watching any contestants, but are watching their co-worker reading a book and loving it. As one contestant is looking one way while getting hit from another and another contestant is reaching up while a punch comes from below and another contestant is lying on the jigulator bouncing up and down going, "Ah,ah,ah,ah.....", the main announcer and Jill look puzzled while moving closer to John, who they never even seen read a newspaper before. As the girl that has never been kissed before finishes first and wins the money, the main announcer guy and Jill ask John, "What is in this NG1 Trilogy that has you so focused and determined to read it all?" John shuts the book not letting them see a thing and gives them almost a perfect Jim Carrey impression, for this John on this time line can do that, unlike the other time line John who just borrows a little from Jim Carrey, and says, "Wouldn't you want to know?!" He then looks into the camera with that same smiling Jim Carrey face and says to all, "Wouldn't you all want to know?!"
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Mike's Tea Party In Our Day
Obama and Michelle are known to be the first black president and first lady, but are more well known to be the first dork president and first dork first Lady as proven beyond any doubt in the books below under Tea Party conversation starters.
Mike's Tea Party In Our Day Conversation Starters
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Obama's Early Days Smoking Pot $45.00 100
Obama's Fundraisers and Vacations From Fundraising Means We Didn't Matter $45.00 101
Other Mike's Tea Party In Our Day Conversation starters' titles that all can be ordered are : Obama's Personal Sexuality, Not His Public Position - Please Don't Call Fox News Conservative - President Obama Vacationed From Fundraising Parties, Book Writing and Golfing - Told You so About Hillary Clinton - Trump's End Game - The Black President and First Lady Leading the World to More Slavery an Child Labor - Mistake Red Face with Cowardly Yellow Face Begets Republican Orange Face - California is No Role Model - The Perfect Christmas Lights - Is Miley Cyrus Pregnant - That Old Guy Who Mouthed Obama is a Liar Was Right - Insurance Scam Shows Low Class Obama is in Bed With - Hollywood's Hidden Movie Punches - Benghazi Revealed - Mayan Doomsday Wonder - Did Obamacare Pay for Targeting of Tea Party - Before Legalization, Drug Dealers Turning to old Fashion Horns to Communicate - Obama will do Anything for a Donation - Might as Well Call Obama, Michelle and Hillary Slave Traders - We Must Fix who Gets Chosen to run for President - Forever Remember the Texas Massacre! - Why Didn't Obama Help Ukraine? - Don't Vote for Proven Loser - Disneyland is Lost - President Obama Lost Like Darth Vader - President Obama's Cult Effort Revealed - The Devil is Cashing in on Women's Rights - Obama's Enduring Legacy - Tamper Resistance Fading Everyone - According to the Press, Obama was one Stupid Moron - The Catholic Church is Focused on the Butt Hole - Democrats want Zero Population Growth for You, but Millions of Illegal Aliens and Migrants for them - You Could Build a Garden for yourself for Hardly Anything - Rich Uncles are no one to Listen to when it Comes to Auto Insurance Requirement - Press Outrageous Claims Tea Party Upset America is Less White - A Proper Goodbye to the Obamas - Obama's Fundraising Tentacles Reached Everywhere - The IRS Chose the 2012 President, It is no Surprise the FBI helped choose 2016 - Tea Party, All Out War is Called For! - Don't Fall for it Blue Collar Voters - Did Breitbart add Milo to Push Away Tea Party? - The Press is the Enemy of the People - President Obama, WPE - The Rich Alliance has Come to do its Worst - A Good Person Could Have Ended Racism, Instead they Brought Black Racism - Obama was so Bad he took Time off Your Life! - Obama was out First Dork President - Weak Trump - The King's Dragon Political Control - The Obamas' True Love Story - Disneyland is so Lost - It's the Democrat's Inflation - Obama was the First Black President Like in Dirty President - You Might Have Been Pranked Already and Don't Know it - How Police Turn into Criminals - To War with the Regulators! - Health Care for All - Can You Plan a Five Thousand Migrant March to the Border - I Will Meet the Devil when I Die - The Worst President America Ever Had Was Obama - The Real Michelle Obama, Not That Made Up Quota Job Story - California's All Black Cars - Ring! Ring! My Battle Cry! - Did Magic Johnson Hump His Kid? - No Kids for You, Yes to millions of illegal aliens - Liberal TV is a weapon to be controlled - The Devil did too take control of the Women's rights Movement - Boycott the All Black Businesses - The Illegal Economy, The Illegal Bribes is a Boon for Politicians - Fire Fighters are just as dirty as all the rest of the government workers - With More Titles Added Every Day
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